Really?

I get lots of junk mail. I get enough that I think I have some authority when I say they can be broadly categorised into two - the ones that promise men and women a gazillion dollars if only they would respond to the person who wrote them with their bank account number and the ones that promise men eternal hard on to please the woman/women in his life.

These email annoy me sometimes and amuse me other times.

And then, like today, as I am rushing to finish work so that I can be home when the kids are at home seeing today is the designated "Dinner with your family day" and the kids will be leaving school at 5pm, and I have two deadlines to get to before 5pm and I am starting to hyperventilate, I see this email in my inbox:

Hey you, do you want to please your woman 5 times a night?

The tea I was sipping nearly came out of my nose.

First off, I don't think the husband would be thrilled if I was thiniking of pleasing any "woman 5 times a night". He's competitive in nature so I'm pretty sure he would not like that idea very much. And really? 5 times a night? If anyone thought that, he/she should really get a hobby or watch more TV. Don't you think?