Just when I thought that my son is the only one in the family with a bad case of cornyjokelitis, I discoverd to my horror that the condition might be contagious and the latest victiom is the littlest girl in the house. And it's looking worse than I could ever imagine.
Her: Mummy, why can't the zebra cross the road?
Here we go...
Me: Because there is no zebra crossing?
Her: Good try, but no.
Me: OK, tell me the answer?
Her: Because the zebra could not bring herself to step on another zebra who's crossing the road because that other zebra is actually a zebra crossing. Geddit mummy, geddit?
And in her gentlest voice, out came a shocking BWAHAHAHA.
Sigh.
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