Huh?

I get lots of junk mail in my personal email address. And for some reason more in my hotm/ail than yah/oo account. Too many of these mail think I need Vi/agr/a so that I could turn my supposedly earthworm-size equipment to a ready-to-strike cobra.

I'm not one to judge if you feel like you need a cobra in your pants, but that imagery just made me laugh out loud.