Whaaat??

Dark chocolates are now BAD for your health?! Noooooo! What is a chocoholic to do??

Sheesh, next they will say eating cardboard is good for you because of its fibre content. Oh and environment-friendly too because it was made with recycled materials and will be recycled when you're done with it, as well.

This is so depressing, I'm getting me some chocolates - dark or otherwise. I'm colour-blind when it comes to chocolates. OK, wait, not really. Because I can't deal with white chocolates. Those things are yucky.